Dork Diaries 6: Tales From a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker by Rachel Renee Russell

Author:Rachel Renee Russell
Language: eng
Format: azw3, epub, mobi
ISBN: 9781442449633
Publisher: Aladdin
Published: 2013-06-04T07:00:00+00:00

MR. BUTTONS SHOWS OFF HIS MOON DUST

“COOL!” Miss Penelope gushed in amazement.

I couldn’t believe my eyes! Soon Miss Penelope and Mr. Buttons were having so much fun laughing, playing, and running around that Brianna and Oliver joined in too.

The two four of them took a trip to Mars and had a conversation in an alien language. Then they nceled due to

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16

Now, where was I (tapping chin and thinking) . . . ?

Okay . . . Mr. Buttons was missing! And Oliver, Brianna, and Miss Penelope were having a simultaneous meltdown.

We looked EVERYWHERE! And still couldn’t find that stupid sock. I knew socks had a nasty habit of disappearing in the dryer. But I had no idea how one could just vanish into thin air.

“Nikki! You’re the babysitter!” Brianna screamed. “Do something! And do it NOW!”

I was like, Oh. No. She. DIDN’T!! “Really?! So I’M the babysitter now that Mr. Buttons is LOST and everyone is CRYING?!” I yelled at Brianna. “Personally, I think this is all Miss Penelope’s fault. Tell HER to go find Mr. Buttons!”

But since I WAS the mature, responsible older sister, I decided to take matters into my own hands.

After rummaging through my sock drawer, I found an old mismatched sock with ruffles and lace. I grabbed a black marker and drew on a face. Then I stapled on some yarn for hair, dabbed on some cherry-red lip gloss, and BAM!! A new puppet was born. I called her Maxine. Mainly because she was as UGLY as Max the Roach. (Max is a six-foot-long hideous-looking plastic roach bolted to the top of my dad’s bug extermination van.)

Although, with the big hair, long eyelashes, fancy lace and ruffles sock outfit, clueless expression, and five thick layers of lip gloss, she bore a striking resemblance to . . . NEVER MIND. I rushed back into the family room to introduce Maxine to Oliver.

“Oliver, please don’t cry!” Maxine pleaded in a squeaky voice. “Everything will be okay. I promise!” at myself in the mirror.shI just rolled my eyes at that girl.

“Wh-who are you?” Oliver sniffed.

“I’m Mr. Buttons’s older sister. My name is Maxine. Nice to meet you!”

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